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Date: Thursday, June 14, 2007 Time: 5:45 PM regular rantings
Valid reason #1 - Mrs Peter does not know how to appreciate good love stories Valid reason #2 - Mrs Peter is jealous of the person in my compo cause she had never had that kind of *experience* before (contributed by xuanxuan XD) Valid reason #3 - My compo writing skills really suck and arent as good as i thought they were >< honestly, i prefer valid reason # 1 & #2 the most XD (more to valid reason #2 though) to let you all be the judge of which valid reason is the most....well, valid! i shall post it in my blog when i am free and have nothing better to do besides drool over Dori and nosebleed in front of the comp due to the excessive EC-17 yaoi stories that Mlissa makes me read =.=. probably posting it after 3rd of July, why? cause F3 parent teacher meet is on that day *cries in front of the comp* honestly, i dont really mind the infamous parent-teacher meet because i will only meet the teachers which i really really like so that they will only say good comments about me^^ i certainly know that Peter is not on that list unless of course mummy/daddy insists on seeing her =.= in that case i will probably die right in front of her due to me somewhat 'not properly planned' compo after i blabbed about how good my 1st term one was....seriously....i really thought that this compo would get good marks.....i guess that i didnt consider the blindingly obvious fact that Peter is not a *typical love story* sort of person but more like a *express your love in more ways than words* way. and fyi for those of you who missed my previously over-depressive post, i do NOT have a bf...and i never will *hmphs* gahh...ttotal more time needed to finish torrent-ing Bleach Musical = 99:99:99 >.> total percentage torrent-ed 91.9% god please kill me now ><>< well at least i left enough free space to see the questions right? XD and god, please tell me why the Bleach Musical is so bloody addictive? i mean it sounds bloody gay (like all other anime related musicals for that matter) but it kinda grows on you, ya know? So anyways, been watching Mitch Hedburg (is that the way you spell it?) for the past few days that my MSN was at rehab (haha) basically, all the jokes he tells are stoner jokes *aka jokes told when one is drunk* and what really sucks is that no one else besides vc n i (n qiang bt i guess he doesnt understand half of them) thinks they're funny....meaning if i told someone else they will be all *=.=" man, that is SOOO lame =.=* sad thing is...he died 2 years ago...yep, alcohol abuse, thats ALWAYS the disease that people are dieing from nowadays aint it? sad thing though =( SO little material left of him, and YouTube is screwed up =.=" neways, for some people who actually appreciate the stoner jokes of Mitch Hedburg, here's a little treat (i dont usually give treats btw, once in a lifetime opportunity XD) - you know, you go to the supermarket and if you stand at the meat section too long you start to get pissed off at turkeys. i mean, theres turkey ham, turkey pastrami...someone's gotta tell those turkeys *man, just be yourselves ! you do not need to emulate the other animals. i used to draw you*....man if you had a couple of fingers missing you would draw one screwed up turkey. that turkey was in an accident =D -an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. you will never see a sign saying "escalator temporarily out of order" you will only see "escalator temporarily stairs. sorry for the convenience" - i like kitkat unless i'm with 4 or more people - i used to do drugs, i still do, but i used to too -In England, Smokey the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smackie the Frog. It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think that's a better system. I think we should adopt it, because bears can be mean; when you see a bear, you say, "Oh no, here comes a bear! Run!" I never say, "Oh no, here comes a frog! Run!"in a threatening manner. It's usually more optimistic, like: "Look, here comes a frog. I hope it comes next to me, so I can pet it, and put it inside of this mayonnaise jar with a stick and a leaf, to recreate what he's used to. And I will poke holes in the top cause he's damn sure used to oxygen." -I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. -Alcoholism is a disease, but it's like the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. "Dammit, Otto, you're an alcoholic." "Dammit, Otto, you have lupus." One of those two doesn't sound right. -I bought a doughnut, and they gave me a receipt. There is no need for that, man. I'll just give you the money, you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We do not need to bring ink and paper into this. I cannot imagine a situation in which I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: "Hey man! Don't even act like I didn't buy that doughnut! I got the documentation right here...damn...I forgot it at home... it's in the filing cabinet...under D...for doughnut." -I think Pizza Hut is the cockiest pizza chain on the planet. They'll accept any competitors' coupons, which makes me wish I had my own pizza place, Mitch's Pizzeria. This week's coupon, "Unlimited Free Pizza." Side note: Coupon not good at any of the Mitch's Pizzeria locations. Free pizza oven with purchase of a small coke. Today's special: "Buy one pizza, get one franchise free." -Whenever I walk people try to hand me out flyers. And when someone tries to hand me out a flyer, it's kinda like they're saying "Here, you throw this away." -People who smoke cigarettes, they say "Man, you don't know how hard it is to quit smoking." Yes, I do. It's as hard as it is to start flossing. "You seem jittery." "Yeah, I'm about to floss." -It takes forever to cook a baked potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one. By the time it's done, who knows? -I went camping once, and got into an argument with a girlfriend in the tent. This is a really bad place to get in an argument, because I walked out and attempted to "slam the flap." How are you supposed to express your anger in this type of situation? Zipper it up really quick? -When you go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, they say, "Dufrenes, party of two, table ready for Dufrenes, party of two." And if no one answers they'll say the name again: "Dufrenes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll move on to the next name. "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help. "Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufrenes." -xoxo- Queenie <3's Mitch Hedburg !! *although he's dead =(* |