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Date: Sunday, October 7, 2007 Time: 12:13 AM
to prove that Blogging for Dummies [a guide to blogging by Queenie Gan]**recommended for noob bloggers really works, i shall give it a go now Step 1 : start off your blog post with a friendly greeting to your fellow readers/bloggers. this will help make the readers feel welcome and more excited about reading the contents that follow -so, whats up "readers", yes i know that it's been awhile since i've blogged *no it's only been 3 days* but then it seems like 3 weeks so i missed my blog SOOOO much, and HAD to post SOMETHING Step 2 : continue with a relevant event that happened in your life during the past few days to entertain the readers with your total random outburst of information e.g. My dog ran away the other day -so, yes, PMR ended [finally] but now it feels like....us form 3's have lived our purpose of form 3-ness, think about it, form 3's in Msia live solely to sit for PMR, and once thats over???whats next????? it's kinda like....you're too experienced to be in form 3, but at the same time too un-experienced to be in form 4. something in-between you know? like wandering lost souls desperately seeking clear direction Step 3 : talk about how things have been going lately, daily/current events that you feel make an importance in this world. this will make your readers think that you are well informed and make them more interested in reading the next contents -okay, fine, i kinda regret studying for PMR. but then who would've guessed it was THAT easy????? [by 'it' i mean the Science, Maths and English] theres, like, 1 1/2 hours for Science paper 2, but seriously, when the paper is THAT easy, who needs 1 1/2 hours???? Step 4 : write about your personal feelings/opinions that you have on said current events to emphasize a more human image of you onto your readers -honestly, some advice to next year's form 3's, DONT STUDY FOR PMR !!! IT'S A FCKING WASTE OF TIME !!!!! DONT YOU EVEN DARE GO NEAR THAT SCIENCE BOOK, I MEAN IT !!!! Step 5 : state absolute random events that have happened in your life to ensure readers that you are, in fact, human and not a robotic cyborg that anonymously leaves pointless blog posts [bitching is allowed at this point] -random events???erm.....i went shopping???? and ate Vietnamese food??? *fine, you can scratch off Step 5* Step 6 : close off the post with a friendly message to your readers to ensure that they will visit your blog in the near future -so, yeah, thats the end of this blog post, but keep clicking that 'refresh' button in case i write again ya? take care -- byee !!!! *yeeeeesh, that last line sounds SOO unlike me =.=* |