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    Date: Saturday, November 3, 2007
    Time: 11:16 AM

    another random Dementia test (because i have to find out whether i'm insane or not)


    1. What do you put in a toaster?
    Queenie : bread

    Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said "bread," go to question 2.

    2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
    Queenie : i'll be honest, i said milk =.=

    Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously stressed and may overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate, such as "Children's World."

    If you said "water," proceed to question 3

    3. If a red house if made from red bricks, and a blue house is made from blue bricks, and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
    Queenie : hahaha, red bricks?

    If you said "glass," then go to question 4.

    4. Twenty years agok a plane was flying at 20,000 feet over Germany. If you recall, Germany at the time was politically divieded into West Germany and East Germany. Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines failed. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining eneing is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the third engine and plane crashed smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? In East Germany or in 'no man's land'?

    Queenie : survivors are still alive^^ you DONT bury them

    Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.

    If you said, "Don't bury the survivors," proceed to 5

    5. If the hour hand on a clock moves 1/60 of a degree every minute how many degrees will the hand move in one hour?
    Queenie : one degree (haha, my maths is good)

    Answer: One degree! If you said, "360 degrees" or anything other than "one degree," you are to be congratulated on getting this far, but you are obviously out of your league. Turn in your pencil, and exit the room.

    Everyone else proceed to the final question.

    6. Without using a calculator. You are driving a bus from Jackson to New Orleans. In Jackson, 17 people get on the bus. In Hattiesburg, six people get off the bus, and nine people get on. In Lumberton, two people get off and four get on. In Picayune, 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Slidell, three people get off and five people get on. In Covington, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive in New Orleans.

    What was the name of the bus driver?


    Queenie : MY NAME !!!!!


    Answer: Oh, for crying out loud? Don't you remember? It was you!






    again, i dare CarlMann & XuanXuan to do the test, WITHOUT cheating !!!!


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