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Date: Monday, November 5, 2007 Time: 4:56 PM
small kid : please sir, i want to go home guy(dying) : oh, well, then all you have to do is click your heels 3 times small kid : really???? guy(still dying) : no you fcking idiot !!! i was being sarcastic !!!!!!!! evil character #1 : now, since i am the most evil in the land, i shall be king evil character #2 : no way man! I am the evilest of all evil !!! evil character #1 : your evil is stale !!! cute squirrel evil character : now come on y'all, we shouldnt be fighting, we are all supposed to be on the same side here cute bear evil character : yeah, you're right squirelley squirrel ! other cute evil characters : yeahh !!! evil character #1 : what evil imaginary characters are they? evil character # 3 : they were dreamt up some 4th grade kid as part of his Christmas story cute squirrel evil character : now come on y'all, we cant waste time arguing. there could still be survivors out there. we need to hunt them down and kill them. cute bunny evil character : and eat their flesh! cute otter evil character : first we should rape them ! cute bear evil character : how about we kill them, and then rape them so that we can use their blood as lubricant cute squirrel evil character : say, thats a great idea, beary bear ! other cute evil characters : yeah !!! alright !!! evil character #3 : man, i do not want to meet that kid who dreamt of those characters [i know, my humour is twisted, so sue me] guy : for years, our government has been working on a doorway that can access our imagination. it's called 'project imagination doorway' kid : thats not very imaginative *man-bear-pig enters a government area and starts killing everyone* guy #1 : what is it??? guy #2 : (while getting killed) it looks like a....half man, half bear-pig guy #3 : no, it looks more like a half bear, half man-pig guy #4 : no! it's a half pig, half bear-man guy #5 : no way !! it's a half man, half bear, and half pig ! tour guide : if you listen closely, you can hear the echoing of the stalagmites *echoing sound* woman : take a picture of the sound, sweetie guy : *takes picture* xoxo desperado (need i say more?) double-posting today, woohoo! |