really, is the world THAT stupid?
*i wanna learn how to do the 'death stare'. it would be SO cool staring down someone =D*
*bitchfest*
really though, out of ALL people, you suspect ME???? ME, really
it just proves how really lacking in logic you really are
so before you go ahead and report to Matthews about me apparently 'stealing' your phone, why dont you look at this logically for a moment before clumsily jumping into conclusions
#1 . Why do you think i was nowhere to be seen when it was 'group activity' time although my name WAS in your group listing (yes, i was in Group 4 -- surprise, surprise)
i was PAINTING ****tard !!!!! i was bloody PAINTING outside the office right from 11:00am on Saturday morning till 8:00 pm at night and i was bloody up at 8:30am the next morning painting. So tell me, when would i have even found time to apparently 'steal' your phone? why dont you go ahead and ask everyone in the famine? i was sitting there the entire time PAINTING, not bloody plotting ways to 'steal' your phone
#2. Why the hell would i want to 'steal' your phone in the first place?
what, you think i'm THAT desperate? you think I dont own my own phone? in case you didnt notice, i HAVE a phone, and, no, i dont bloody give a shit about what phone model other people own because, frankly, IMO, the phone serves only 1 purpose *sms'ing and calling other people* so why the hell would i want YOUR phone anyway? i'm not that insecure/self-conscious enough to even want your phone
#3. What, you think you are THAT important in my life?
really, do you think that you are even relevant in my life, at ALL? so much so that i have to 'steal' your phone just to prove a point? oh lookie here, i 'stole' her phone, wow that makes me feel SO awesome right now, right? really, i'm going to set the record straight here. you are about as relevant to me as a black dot. a black dot just standing there doing nothing. yes, you are a black dot to me.
#4. Even if i DID 'steal' your phone, dont you think i would have given it back to you by now?
or dont you think my mum would have somehow 'discovered' a new phone in my room and wonder where it mysteriously appeared from? nuff' said, really
#5. Do you REALLY think i am THAT stupid?
okay, there are around 100 famine participants. What makes you think i am actually stupid enough to take your phone while there are 100 people around? Yeah, sure, 100 other people just makes me SO MUCH MORE UNSUSPECTABLE, doesnt it? i mean, sure, if it's a normal school day, the odds of getting caught are, like, 1 in 900, but CAMP???? you actually expect ME to 'steal' YOUR phone during CAMP????? who do YOU think you are? even if i WANTED to 'steal' a phone i probably wouldnt steal yours in the first place
oh, please, i can SO think of SO many more ways to defend myself (plus there are, like, 20 witnesses proving my innocence right here)
so go ahead and make your report, really
the fact is i know i'm innocent and i sure as hell know that i didnt steal your phone
so if you report me basically you'll just be wasting your time
precious time that can actually be spent doing something productive like, say, finding out who REALLY stole your phone
it's pointless suspecting me (or ZinDee for that fact, leave her f**king out of this) because we can sure as hell prove we're innocent
so please, just use a little bit of your common sense
it's for your own f**king good
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